shelton seems to have disappeared
good goddamn riddance
January 2012
3 posts
and of COURSE i only fucking find out ages later
nice job drinking right before you go on a mission, salariat
and i nearly fucked the whole thing up, too
patrick shelton you fucking asshole
fuck i knew i shouldn’t have left the teleputer open
December 2011
18 posts
i’m salubrious salariat and i DoN’T KNoW How THe shIfT KEY woRkS!! or how to use proper punctuation!!! exclamation mark!!!!!
and also i toooootally want to be kismeses with patrick shelton he’s soooo suave!
well
I’m not sure about kismeses. I’m attracted well enough, but it doesn’t feel like kismesitude and obviously it’s not auspictance. But what else is there?
Ugh. I’ll probably delete this later so he doesn’t find it when he wakes up.
fjukc thiss hit im goni t sleep
shit
when i took the exami thought
yeah
i can do thsi
im gonna be the best
gonna lead the minstrel of peace
fuckin kill dertians or somthin
nope
i was a prole
fuckin
prole
fuck
no one was supposed to know about the dresses
she said she wouldn’t tell anyone
fucking
fuck
where’s my licorice scotch
The usual fare. Steamy shots of you fresh out of the shower, different angles of you in your nurse uniform as well as several other outfits (She really likes to play dress up, by the looks of things), and, uh, there was also a picture of you playing in the tub. Never took you for someone interested in race car driving, SS.
fuck
fucking
fuck
there’s telescreens fucking everywhere
but the cameras are only in my office
and my room
that
BITCH
Oh, she never told you?
she
she who
the queen
C'mon, now. I'm just fooling around, SS. Can't take a joke, can you? Besides, the pictures I sent are nothing compared to the ones I've seen of you.
what
what pictures
where did you get them
Your point? I thought you'd like to see what my body actually looks like instead of just fantasizing about it.
if i wanted to know what you looked like i’d kill you and take you apart
doormat delivers the mail to my office
and inside it is a fucking
naked
picture
signed courtesy of one patrick shelton
archagent to the dertian duchess
Awww, no need to be shy! I know, I know, my dashing good looks and my outstanding pulchritude stat might be a little intimidating but I swear that my intentions are pure.
you sent me naked pictures shelton
Touchy! So kinky nurse sex is out?
unless by sex you mean i shove a scalpel in your throat then yes it is out
Make me. Does it really bother you that much? Don't worry, I'll make an honest women out of you.
come near me again and i will cut off another finger of yours
patrick shelton you stupid fuck stop contacting me
the fuck is that
don’t ask me i have no damn idea
Does she make you wear other dresses too? Do the dresses make you feel like a pretty pretty princess?
i will fucking stab you
wait
is this shelton
shelton you fuck stop fucking prank-calling me
or prank-asking me
Do you look pretty in your nurse's uniform? She makes you wear a dress doesn't she?
fuck you
and fuck you
(yes, she does, she totally does)