fuck the queen: Archive

i’m salubrious salariat and i DoN’T KNoW How THe shIfT KEY woRkS!! or how to use proper punctuation!!! exclamation mark!!!!!

and also i toooootally want to be kismeses with patrick shelton he’s soooo suave!

well

I’m not sure about kismeses. I’m attracted well enough, but it doesn’t feel like kismesitude and obviously it’s not auspictance. But what else is there?

Ugh. I’ll probably delete this later so he doesn’t find it when he wakes up.

Dec 17, 20112 notes

fjukc thiss hit im goni t sleep

Dec 16, 2011

shit

when i took the exami thought

yeah

i can do thsi

im gonna be the best

gonna lead the minstrel of peace

fuckin kill dertians or somthin

nope

i was a prole

fuckin

prole

Dec 16, 2011

fuck

no one was supposed to know about the dresses

she said she wouldn’t tell anyone

fucking

fuck

where’s my licorice scotch

Dec 16, 20112 notes

The usual fare. Steamy shots of you fresh out of the shower, different angles of you in your nurse uniform as well as several other outfits (She really likes to play dress up, by the looks of things), and, uh, there was also a picture of you playing in the tub. Never took you for someone interested in race car driving, SS.

fuck

fucking

fuck

Dec 16, 2011

there’s telescreens fucking everywhere

but the cameras are only in my office

and my room

that

BITCH

Dec 16, 2011

Oh, she never told you?

she

she who

the queen

Dec 16, 2011

C'mon, now. I'm just fooling around, SS. Can't take a joke, can you? Besides, the pictures I sent are nothing compared to the ones I've seen of you.

what

what pictures

where did you get them

Dec 16, 2011

Your point? I thought you'd like to see what my body actually looks like instead of just fantasizing about it.

if i wanted to know what you looked like i’d kill you and take you apart

Dec 16, 2011

doormat delivers the mail to my office

and inside it is a fucking

naked

picture

signed courtesy of one patrick shelton

archagent to the dertian duchess

Dec 16, 2011

Awww, no need to be shy! I know, I know, my dashing good looks and my outstanding pulchritude stat might be a little intimidating but I swear that my intentions are pure.

you sent me naked pictures shelton

Dec 16, 2011

Touchy! So kinky nurse sex is out?

unless by sex you mean i shove a scalpel in your throat then yes it is out

Dec 16, 2011

Make me. Does it really bother you that much? Don't worry, I'll make an honest women out of you.

come near me again and i will cut off another finger of yours

Dec 16, 2011

patrick shelton you stupid fuck stop contacting me

Dec 16, 2011

the fuck is that

don’t ask me i have no damn idea