C'mon, now. I'm just fooling around, SS. Can't take a joke, can you? Besides, the pictures I sent are nothing compared to the ones I've seen of you.
Anonymous
what
what pictures
where did you get them
Your point? I thought you'd like to see what my body actually looks like instead of just fantasizing about it.
Anonymous
if i wanted to know what you looked like i’d kill you and take you apart
doormat delivers the mail to my office
and inside it is a fucking
naked
picture
signed courtesy of one patrick shelton
archagent to the dertian duchess
Awww, no need to be shy! I know, I know, my dashing good looks and my outstanding pulchritude stat might be a little intimidating but I swear that my intentions are pure.
Anonymous
you sent me naked pictures shelton
Touchy! So kinky nurse sex is out?
Anonymous
unless by sex you mean i shove a scalpel in your throat then yes it is out
Make me. Does it really bother you that much? Don't worry, I'll make an honest women out of you.
Anonymous
come near me again and i will cut off another finger of yours
patrick shelton you stupid fuck stop contacting me
Anonymous
don’t ask me i have no damn idea
Does she make you wear other dresses too? Do the dresses make you feel like a pretty pretty princess?
Anonymous
i will fucking stab you
wait
is this shelton
shelton you fuck stop fucking prank-calling me
or prank-asking me
Do you look pretty in your nurse's uniform? She makes you wear a dress doesn't she?
Anonymous
fuck you
and fuck you
(yes, she does, she totally does)
